How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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