i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
