dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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