She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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