sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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