my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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