And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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