you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I had to cum in my sink.
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