So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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