Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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