Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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