Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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