My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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