Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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