new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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