just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
