i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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