I'm drive I can fine osifer
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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