If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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