I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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