she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
The adults are the big ones right?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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