question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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