I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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