Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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