I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
wow bdsm is so cute
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