Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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