Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
We had sex on a dog bed..
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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