yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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