i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
