I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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