They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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