I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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