i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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