Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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