i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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