He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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