Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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