there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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