did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Buhtt sex?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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