I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
