$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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