I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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