quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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