and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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