I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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