Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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