Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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