just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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