My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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