Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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