i think i have herpe
just one?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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