I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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